* You keep a catalog at any location you might sit during the day - including the bathroom.
* You are going to sell off the collection of porcelain dolls and all your stuffed animals in order to fund more AG purchases.
* Your husband says your doll stuff takes up more room in the house than your real furniture.
* You are building a new house to accomodate your dolls.
* You get your niece interested in the dolls so that you have an excuse to shop for doll stuff all the time.
* All of your friends LOVE your doll collection and although they won't admit that they want a doll, when you buy them one for Christmas, it sits on their bed in their house.
* You have friends that have admitted to talking to their dolls via telepathy rather than out loud for fear that another adult will think they are crazy for still playing with dolls (only other people who play with dolls will understand).
* The way you unwind when you've had a stressful day is to play with your doll.
* Your husband sends you to your doll room when you are stressed.
* Your valentine's present was a doll chair - and you praised your husband for being so in tune to your wants.
* The people at work recognize that your husband is devoted because he caters to your doll needs.
* You have a gift registry at American Girl - in your own name.
* You do not let any children (including your own) play with your dolls. They have their own.